HitchHiker's Guide To the Galaxy

Alrighty, since I'm so amazingly bored with so much free time, I will make a vow which I may break at any time I wish. I vow to blog as often as I can, whenever I can. I don't care how silly or ridiculous the blog may become, I'm merely helping mankind by entertaining people like me. Which means, if I'm at home at any point, with the internet up and running, I will blog. Reason being that I am getting so bored with the number of sites I'm visiting, I'm gonna help the handful of sad people who are living similar stories to mine by giving them something to read. At the same time, I will be doing good for those who are bored, so I won't have such a guilty conscious whenever I wake up in the morning thinking, "Argh! I feel so sorry for Bob. I should have blogged yesterday so he would have had something to read!"

May I make this world a better place for people like me!

With that random thought off my head, let me come back to reality.

Things happen to you when you have no one friends to talk to, and you will start to think differently like, what would happen if I poked the two legged Black Widow, cowering in the corner of my room, just a little bit harder? Or, if I could twirl my clarinet like a baton, I may be able to impress my Ziyi Zhang poster from the House of Flying Daggers.

Oh dear.

You could say that I have changed. Maybe more mentally. I think since finishing year 12, my mental stability dropped significantly. If we ranked my mental stability on a scale of one to ten, where one is poor and ten is great, I'd say my mental stability dropped from a 9 to a 2 or 3. Seriously, I've had so little mental challenges, I'm becoming one of those guys you see on TV where they are mocked and made fun of, just so that the promotional product could be exemplified. Someone could prod and ridicule me, and I wouldn't understand why. Not even if there was a large window screen placed in front of me as someone jumped out of the closet screaming, "Smile! You're on candid camera!" I still wouldn't get it.

Perhaps I should buy a maths book, just so I'd have something to do!

Ok, so mentally, maybe not so fine. But physically, I'm getting much stronger. I believe my stamina and endurance has increase quite significantly over the past few days, I'm at the point where I'm starting to believe that I should be able to accomplish anything reasonable. Just give me a few more days, and I will be there.

Over the past 4-5 days, I've been alternating my exercising routine with running and swimming. One after the other, I would either run or swim. It's been good. I feel healthier, and not as guilty whenever I eat. And in just these few days, I have been able to run 2.4km in under 12 minutes. It's good. I believe I can cut a few more minutes and perhaps try increasing the distance of my run, just to be safe. Hopefully in a week's time, I will be ready. C'mon NAPFA!

Along with all this training, I've been taking this drink from MannaTech that my mum gave my bro when he was starting out in the army. It's this power drink that helps increase your stamina and endurance during your exercise. I believe it has been helping, so I'm gonna bring it to my NAPFA test, just so I'd have that little 'bit more' than my usual self. I'm not there to compete with the others in the army. I'm there to beat the required time and number.

I usually train at night because it's cooler and there's not as many people at night. I went swimming last night, and it was good. There was no one else in the pool, and I was able to swim end to end without interference from other swimmers.

Sadly, my training is at night, which means I have morning and afternoon to kill. Most of the time, my morning and afternoon consists of things which wouldn't take so long to complete. And that's why I've set forth a new chain of command. If I entertained one or two people, perhaps they will be less bored and would start blogging themselves. Then someone would read their blog and be just a little bit happier, without knowing why. This person could then go out into the streets, and give someone a smile. And like a wave on a pond, the 'happiness' spreads.

In retrospect, yes, you could say that I'm bored and dropping below the average sane person's sanity level, but still very much alive.

But it doesn't help when the hairy dolphin standing on the sidewalk across the street is talking to me.